Cosmic
Debris
Fallout from a slightly
warped mind

by
Gary
Greenberg
Those Amazing Asteroid Addicts
Watch out for falling space rocks!
A look back at a classic video game.
A Man for
the Job
Time, solitude and a body in the canal
make bridge-tending an ideal occupation
for a writer.
What's In a Name?
How come our
solar system
has such a generic name?
Don't ask the
PhDs and beyond
at the International Astronomical Union.
Of Apes
and Men
The Human Genome
Project promises
to turn out some pretty perfect humans,
or at least some
darn good
chimpanzees.
Anti-matter,
Cosmic Rays and Drunken Fruit flies
Discover the
"cheapdate" gene
before the end of the universe.
Life on
Mars?
How Scooby-Doo
and Yogi the
Bear beat man to the Red Planet.
Why
Gravity?
If Isaac Newton
was right,
how do you explain Don King's hair?
Cosmic
Car Lot
Don't want to
die? Maybe we
can interest you in a trade-in.
Sales
Ova-ture
Why spend a
fortune on super-model
ova?
We offer ova with
beauty
and
brains for a fraction of the price.
Lost and
Found at the Philly Folk Fest
Looking to find
childhood
friends in
the faces of
balding, midriff-bulging
middle-agers.
A
Dog's Life
Banyan the
Barbarian beats
death
in a Passover
miracle
The
Great Crawfish Massacre
Nora the Hun's birthday crawfish boil is
fun for everyone,
except the crawfish.
Labors
of Love
Why no man can
stand the pain
of childbirth.
A Tough
Day at the Office
A two-year-old's
eye-view
of an international tennis tournament.

Eat
to live with Isagenix,
the food of the future.
Cleanse
your body,
lose weight and feel great!
|