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Ziggy Stardust was no act!
David Bowie comes out as an alien
By Sally Stackhouse
Entertainment correspondent

-- Rock ‘n’ roll legend David Bowie has finally admitted the obvious -- he’s an alien!
    “This really should come as no surprise,” said Bowie. “But I felt that it was time to officially set the record straight. I was sick of the lies and constantly trying to hide my true self.

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust
   “God knows I've done my best to fit in. But at some point in your life, you just have to look deep into the mirror of your soul and accept the fact that you’re different.”
burst onto the music scene in the early 1970s playing the androgynous, flame-haired title character of his hit album Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars. But it was no act.
“Ziggy should have been a tip-off,” said Bowie, who actually took off his human disguise for performances. “And The Man Who Fell to Earth should have been the clincher.”
    Of course, Bowie played an alien in the critically acclaimed but tiresome 1976 sci-fi drama.
“They really should have figured out I wasn’t from around here when I didn’t need a stuntman to fall to Earth,” adds Bowie.
Bowie's wife Iman
    For his not-so-shocking coming out, the rock icon was joined by his beautiful wife Iman, who revealed she’s an alien, too.
    “We met at a Hard Rock Cafe in the Centaurus Galaxy before a black hole diving trip,” she recalls. “To tell the truth, I’ve always been a sucker for redheads with purple eyes.”
Now, Bowie is urging others of his ilk to follow his lead.
“Don’t be ashamed of your alien orientation,” he says. “Be proud, walk tall and remember, if all else fails, you can always be a rock star.”
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