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‘The Wolfman gave me worms’By Kay Daver
“It was a real nightmare,” says busty blonde Betsy Hyman, who had a bit part in 2010's The Wolfman. “First they cut out my only scene and then these creepy, crawly things start showing up in my toilet.”
Hyman, 23, says she met the famed monster on the British set of the blockbuster and quickly fell under his spell.
“It was a full moon, so that was kind of romantic to begin with,” she recalls. “And Wolfie was howl. He started licking my face and one thing just led to another.”
“He told me he’d see me in four weeks, at the next full moon, but didn’t show,” gripes Hyman. “I heard through the grapevine he had a hot date with an Afghan hound, the bitch!”
But Wolfman left Hyman with more than a broken heart, and when she discovered the disturbing results of her romp with the worm-infested cad, she went straight to her doctor.
“He referred me to a veterinarian,” she moans. “Talk about embarrassing. I even had to bring in a stool sample.”
Fortunately, the condition cleared up quickly after she started taking medication, but Hyman says she’s been left emotionally scarred and is seeking $157.50 in veterinary costs plus $5 million for pain and suffering..
“I’m, like, totally turned off by males of all species,” she says. “And it’ll be a long time before I can even think about doing it doggy-style again!”
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