|News you won't find anywhere else||Vol 1, Issue 14 -- 12.15.2008|
Somali pirates hijack alien ship
By Ace Sweeney
And it could be their biggest payday ever.
“They’ve been reaping millions of dollars for ordinary freighters and tankers, so imagine the ransom they could get for an intergalactic ship like this,” says Branford Solis, Interpol’s East African bureau chief. “Then again, these boneheads may be endangering the whole planet by messing with a technology-advanced alien race.
“Only time will tell.”
The pirates were cruising in the
Intergalactic space travel experts believe that the craft's occupants probably perished during their journey or upon impact.
“It’s also possible that they may be in some kind of suspended animation or just unwilling to emerge from the safety of their seemingly impenetrable ship in such a hostile environment,” notes renowned astrophysicist Dr. Ivan Suess. “Maybe they’re just shy, or sly, or even a spy, oh my!”
“The Americans, Chinese and Russians are apparently very interested because the spaceship represents a fount of advanced technology,” says international business consultant Hal E. Burton. “Disney, Steven Spielberg, Richard Branson, the Arab emirate of Dubai, the city of Roswell, N.M., and David Bowie are also said to be interested.
“Even in this economy the ship could fetch billions.”
But Interpol’s Solis warns the cost could be even greater.
“Let’s put it this way,” he says. “If the real owners decide to come after it, I wouldn’t worry about the diminishing value of your 401-K. We're talking Armageddon.”
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