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Cosmic Chronicle
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| News you won't find anywhere else...on Earth |
| Breaking News |
 Obama picked as leader of planet |
 Engineer taps power of women's stress |
 Greece
puts Mount Olympus on the block |
 New iPhone app dials up the dead |
| Monster Roundup |
 Frankenstein named Monsanto GMO spokesman |
 The Mummy comes unwrapped |
 Starlet's claim: 'The Wolfman gave me worms' |
 Addams Family divorce shocker |
| True Crime |
 Jolly Green Giant trashes Monsanto headquarters |
 Sheriff Joe vaporized by illegal aliens |
| Religion |
 Octomom is the new Virgin Mary |
 Christian group protests Big Bang |
| Celebrity Bombshells |
 David Bowie comes out -- as an alien! |
 Liz and Dick wed again -- in Heaven |
 Rush Limbaugh has pig DNA |
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| Health & Lifestyle |
 FDA approves drug with no side effects |
 Online matchmaker taps alien market with aHarmony |
| Technology |
 Salesman catches computer virus |
 Devil posts profile on Facebook |
| Sports | Travel |
 Rocky vs. Predator match turns tragic for beloved boxer |
 Man stranded on 'desserted' isle |
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Editor's
Note:
I hope you enjoy
reading the Cosmic
Chronicle
as much as my staff of the finest news correspondents in the
universe and I enjoy
bringing it to you. If you have any scoops to report, or would like to
have investigated, feel free to share them with us. You can contact us
at gary@cosmiccafe.com. Hope to hear from you!
Gary Greenberg Editor-in-chief |
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