Cosmic Chronicle Archive
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Editor-in-Chief - Gary Greenberg

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White House exorcism -- 12.20.20

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Trump wins Nobel Booby Prize -- 10.11.19

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Trump inks deal with Devil -- 05.24.18

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Robert Mueller subpoenas three witches -- 12.28.17

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Cow abuse sparks MooToo campaign -- 11.28.17

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Trump picks Mad Hatter to lead White House News Network - 02.09.17

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Mad Hatter throws hat into presidential ring -- 02.01.12
Plus: Washington Insider

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Octomom hires Casey to be nanny -- 08.01.11
Plus: LeBron blamed for debt crisis

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 Greece puts Mt. Olympus on the block -- 07.01.11
Plus: Dollar's slide tied to illegal drug

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Green Giant trashes Monsanto -- 04.15.11
Plus: Liz and Dick wed again - in heaven

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Middle East unrest raises the dead -- 03.01.11

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Rhetoric heats up over zodiac -- 01.15.11

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Mudslinging dries up Everglades -- 11.01.10

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Bedbug stimulus boosts job growth -- 10.01.10

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Cosmic Chronicle 2nd Anniversary extravaganza -- 06.01.10

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Gulf Coast overrun by attorneys -- 05.15.10

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Iceland declares war on Switzerland -- 05.01.10
Plus: Mad Hatter joins Tea Party

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Health care will cause 'destruction' -- 04.15.10
Plus: Trump tells pope: 'Your'e fired!'

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New vaccine may cure Toyota's ills -- 03.15.10
Plus: Cartoons win one in War on Terror

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'Womanned' NASA missions to take flight -- 03.01.10
Plus: Docs remove Dick Cheney's heart

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Obama declares War on Weather
Plus: Wolfman gave me worms, claims starlet

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Catholic saints boost New Orleans -- 02.01.10
Plus: New iPhone app dials up the dead

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Devil disputes Robertson on Haiti -- 01.15.10
Plus: George W. Bush turning invisible

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Engineer taps power of stress -- 01.01.10
Plus: Christian group protests Big Bang

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Tiger's love life is out of this world -- 12.15.09
Plus: Obama wins top galactic award

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Salesman catches computer virus -- 12.01.09
Plus: Ghostbuster lost in space

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'Super' vaccine wins FDA approval -- 11.15.09
Plus: Ghostbusters head to space station

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Space station haunted -- 11.01.09
Plus: Octomom trolls for more kids

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Moon bombed in War on Terror -- 10.15.09
Plus: Monster Roundup

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'Rude' flu spreading fast -- 10.01.09
Plus: Space alien speaks at U.N.

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Jacko crypt neighbors up in arms -- 09.15.09
Plus: Octomom wants Jon & Kate's 8

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Flu vaccine prevents socialized medicine -- 09.01.09
Plus: Man stranded on 'desserted' isle

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Frankenstein new Monsanto spokesman -- 08.15.09
Plus: Obama is no 'natural born' citizen

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Jews immune to swine flu -- 08.01.09
Plus: Tinseltown Tattlers on Paris and Jen

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GOP accuses Cupid of meddling -- 07.15.09
Plus: Michael Jackson updates

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Alien entity killed Jacko -- 07.01.09
Plus: White House bugged by spy fly

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E.T. missing again -- 06.15.09
Plus: Space shorts

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Rachel Alexandra is no filly -- 06.01.09
Plus: Cosmic Chronicle named best newcomer in galaxy

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Octomom finds perfect match -- 05.15.09
Plus: Obama wows aliens with speech

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Obama picked as planet leader -- 05.01.09
Plus: aHarmony, for aliens

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The Devil puts profile on Facebook -- 04.15.09
Plus: Alien beauty sues Miss Universe pageant

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Bush chose Men in Black to fight terror -- 04.01.09
Plus: Space station plagued by Gremlins

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Octomom is the new Virgin Mary -- 03.15.09
Plus: Rush Limbaugh has pig DNA

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Super smart prez wears thinking cap -- 03.01.09
Plus: Satellite crash a 'drunken' prank

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Hero pilot exposed as android -- 02.15.09
Plus: FDA approves drug with no side effects

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Spock picked to head NASA -- 02.01.09
Plus: Terrorist geese attack plane

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Saudi ova-selling plot -- 01.15.09
Plus: Where Are They Now with Uncle Martin

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Alien charges leveled at Obama -- 01.01.09
Plus: Somali pirate update

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Somali pirates hijack spaceship -- 12.15.08

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Space agency 'brews' up a winner -- 12.01.08
Plus: Brangelina adopt alien triplets

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Phoenix Mars Lander found dead -- 11.15.08
Plus: Cheney's House of Horrors

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Obama gets constellation -- 11.01.08
Plus: Krystal Ball, our new spiritual correspondent

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Palin's Big(foot) Adventure -- 10.15.08
Plus: Monster Roundup

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Bush claims moon -- 10.01.08
Plus: Commentary from Mr. E

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Scientologists abandon Earth -- 09.15.08
PPlus:  Celebrity advice with Charles Manson

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Bizarros honor Fox News -- 09.01.08
pPlus: David Bowie comes out as an alien

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 Sheriff Joe vaporized -- 08.15.08
Plus: Housing crunch hits space station

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 Dodge Caravan to replace shuttle -- 08.01.08
PPlus: Virgo the Virgin caught in threesome

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 Merck & Co. wins Nebula Award -- 07.15.08
Plus: Beloved boxer Rocky killed in ring

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 Lightsaber found on Mars -- 07.01.08
Plus: Pluto walkout averted

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 Osama abducted -- 06.15.08
Plus: Cartoons join fight against terror

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 Aliens clone Bush -- 06.01.08
Plus: Plumber blasts off to fix ISS toilet

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