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Cosmic Chronicle
News you won't find anywhere else...on Earth
Editor-in-Chief - Gary Greenberg

Donald Trump


Cow abuse sparks MooToo campaign
Trump and Mad Hatter
Trump picks Hatter to lead

White House News Network
Stress generator
Engineer taps power of women's stress
New iPhone app dials up the dead

Monster Roundup
Frankenstein named Monsanto GMO spokesman
The Mummy
The Mummy comes unwrapped
Starlet's claim:

'The Wolfman gave me worms'
Addams Family
Addams Family divorce shocker
True Crime
Jolly Green Giant
Jolly Green Giant trashes Monsanto headquarters
Sheriff Joe
Sheriff Joe vaporized by illegal aliens
Octomom is the new Virgin Mary
Evagelical fanatic
Christian group protests
 Big Bang
Celebrity Bombshells
David Bowie
David Bowie comes out -- as an alien!
Liz and Dick
Liz and Dick wed again -- in Heaven
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh has pig DNA
Charlie Manson
Health & Lifestyle
FDA approves drug with no side effects
Online matchmaker taps alien market with aHarmony
Computer virus
Salesman catches computer virus
Devil posts profile on Facebook
Sports Travel
Rocky Balboa
Rocky vs. Predator match turns tragic for beloved boxer
Desserted isle
Man stranded on 'desserted' isle
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Editor's Note:
Gary Greenberg, Editor-in=chief
I hope you enjoy reading the Cosmic Chronicle as much as my staff of the finest news correspondents in the universe and I enjoy bringing it to you. If you have any scoops to report, or would like to have investigated, feel free to share them with us. You can contact us through the form below. Hope to hear from you!
Gary Greenberg

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